- Anti Joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread