A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Mormons having fun.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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