- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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