A black man has a job.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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world peace

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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