nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Asians

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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