A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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