why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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British Dentistry

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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