What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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pudding

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Error 37.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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