- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

its snowing on mount fuji

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.