What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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I have suicidal thoughts

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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kill yourself

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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