- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

A black man has a job.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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