- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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