You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

what do u call a apple a apple

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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