A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Wigan.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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