Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

troll----> hahaha---->

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

The jets are a good team..

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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