that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Gangnam style

There's my tractor.

A Fat Kenyan

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Justin Bieber's mother.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Jews

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

There's my tractor.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Women's rights

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