- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Womens' sports

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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