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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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