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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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