- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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