- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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