- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Knock knock Get off my porch.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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