Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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this is not a joke. jks

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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im a willy bum bum

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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