- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

The person below me is weird.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

A man buys a prius

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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