- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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