What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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