- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

He walked in a bar

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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