That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

brian mcgee is gay!

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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