- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"knock knock" "Come in"

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

You see how lame this is?

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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