- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock Knock! Come in.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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