1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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