Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."