- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

My tractor broke down.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

men's rights.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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