- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Pineapple.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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