- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

A mans opinion.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Your mom.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Snarf Nuggets

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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