- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Women's rights

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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