- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

A man made a sandwich.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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