How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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