Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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falling didnt make the difference

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what do u call a black person by his name

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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