When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Mitt Romney.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Women's rights.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

modern love

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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