What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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WNBA

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Anti Joke

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