- Anti Joke

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Bean.

knock knock get lost!