- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

I saw a shovel once.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

troll----> hahaha---->

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Your mama's so fat.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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