Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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