- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

An Asian fails their maths exam.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

i have an apple. now suck my dick

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Bloody kids ...

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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