- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

I tell an anti joke!.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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