Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Get in the car.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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You copy and paster!

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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