Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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It’s dead.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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