- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Black People

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Penal Dysfunction

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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