I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Kelly Clarkson

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Knock knock. Death.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Cancer.

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cancer

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Penis

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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